Estonia is a small country just west of the Baltic Sea. Located in the northern region of the continent, almost secretly tucked away, no one claims to hear much about the place. What was the last exciting event to take place in Estonia? Not a lot of people can say. But as a matter of fact, there are exciting things all around Estonia. And to be more accurate, these “things” are people–specifically, women. Estonian women are legendary. They date back all the way to prehistoric times, when they were known for their large golden earrings, many of which can be found in museums today. These earrings were the size of golf balls and made their lobes hang lower than usual–a trait which many Estonian men find very attractive. Moving into the Viking Age, The women of Estonia forwent the earrings and filled their outrageous fashion needs with furry loincloths and cute over-sized Viking helmets. The tight furry undergarments allowed their bosoms to shine and glow.
Moving into the Middle Ages, Estonian men and women grew tired of their showy and furry lingerie. After all, it left nothing for the imagination! So instead, the women concentrated on bleeding themselves, which was the craze in Europe at the time. By bleeding themselves, it allowed the women to retain their curvy and sexy figures. As scientists now know, excess blood can lead to pot bellies which are very unattractive. The excess blood was used in paints, which is why most Estonian art features the colors red and burgundy. Bleeding also causes a light-headed feeling in the bleeder, which explains why the women of Estonia were always smiling back in the day. They were a happy bunch, and as will be explained further down, they still are a very joyous people.
Jumping from the Middle Ages to today, these women have made much progress. They no longer bleed themselves or wear furry clothing. They seem to enjoy dying their hair blonde and putting blue contacts into their eyes. They seem to take after the white women of America, including Marylin Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor. They enjoy walking, shopping, chatting on the phone, and the occasional coffee drink. But perhaps the most interesting development is the Estonian Woman’s interesting in league football. Football, usually incorrectly thought of as a sport for men only, has taken off with the women of the country. They have their own league and bi-monthly tournaments. In fact, specially designed clothing, used to cover their carefully painted fingernails and tight hair buns, have been designed so that they may play the sport with little to no mess. The Estonian Women’s Supercup, held every fall, is the soccer tournament to end all soccer tournaments. It features the two top teams from the past year battling it out in a battle royale.
The Women of Estonia have a long and rich history in this small country next to the Baltic Sea. If ever in the area, it is recommended stopping in at a local pub and getting a glimpse of the women in their natural surroundings. If one compliments them, be sure to mention Marylin Monroe for an extra giggle or two. It is an exciting place to be, and an exciting time to be alive.
In the international dating market, the popularity of women from Russia has grown in recent years. While women from Russia may be considered great, women from the country of Estonia can be just as great and if not more so than their Russian counterparts, due to their unique and interesting qualities. The qualities of Estonian women are very appealing and unique, and dating an Estonian woman can be much easier if the unique qualities are kept in mind. There are many unique qualities to these women, and these qualities are what make them an extremely unique nationality of women to interact with.
First and foremost, women of Estonia possess the highest possible level of beauty. Women from Estonia are incredibly beautiful, which is just how they naturally are, it is their natural appearance to be this way. They also maintain the highest level of beauty, and take great care and pride in their appearance. They are often considered to be the most beautiful and visually pleasing women in the entire world. These women are incredibly attractive and pleasing, and are often considered to be the pinnacle of beauty in most of the world. A very integral quality to Estonian women is their very high level of beauty.
The women of Estonia are also very fond towards marriage. An Estonian woman will be very happy to marry a man, for Estonians are very open and supportive of marriage. They also make fantastic wives. They posses the very qualities that make a wife unique and a benefit to any and all households in any part of the world. These women not only like to marry, they make for good wives and will be a positive addition to any person who chooses to interact with one. Estonian women truly make the best wives, and this is just one of the many unique qualities they posses.
Another beneficial quality of these women is their self-sufficiency. Estonia is an old, time tested county and its people have endured much during its long and varied history. This has placed a very intense sense of self-sufficiency on Estonian females. They do not need much, and can be very resourceful and creative. However, this does not mean that they are cold or unemotional. The women of the great country of Estonia are very feeling and emotional, they just are not very needy and emotionally taxing. Rather, they are very self sufficient, but this self-sufficiency does not mean that they are no good in relationships. It just means that they are strong and able to withstand much.
There are many qualities that make the women of Estonia unique. They posses a unique natural beauty that makes them among the most beautiful women in the entire world, and this unique beauty sets them apart from others. They are also very privy towards marriage, which makes them the ideal candidate for a wife. However, these women are also emotionally tough. It’s their richness in quality which makes them unique!
Anyone who has visited Estonia has probably noticed that blonde or brunette, the average Estonian woman stacks up favorably in terms of beauty compared to many other parts of the world. With the reintegration of Estonia into a greater economic union with Europe, there has even been a regional upswing in recognition and reputation of Estonian female’s beauty. As beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it is instructive to look at the question from the viewpoint of different interest groups.
From the perspective of Estonian men, the traditional Estonian woman is one who has the capacity to be the defacto householder in many ways. Yet, stops short to allow the man to fulfill his traditional home maintenance role. And although Estonian men may take it for granted, it has often been observed that the women of Estonia are very giving to the one that they love in relation to women in other countries. Interestingly enough, there are 8 percent fewer Estonian men in Estonian then there are women, giving Estonian men more freedom of choice when they start to make decisions about obtaining a serious girlfriend.
From the perspective of men in neighboring countries, women that are native to Estonia are rather comfortable to them as they have similar cultures. Many Finns that visit Estonia to purchase alcohol at discount prices end up staying and sampling the nightlife with an Estonian woman. Observers have remarked that there is a parity of values between Finnish women and their neighbors that date Finnish men in Talinn and other cities. Of course, it is said that Finnish women have the most frequent casual sex of any women in the world according to surveys. Estonia did not place within the top ten in the same survey. Russian men have also appreciated Estonian women over the past century. On the other hand, relations between the two countries are still warming up after a few decades of conflict; and so there are not as great a number of relationships as there probably will be 5 years from now.
From the American point of view, the women of Estonia are culturally just coming into their own as both emancipated beings and economic decision-makers. As they happen to look quite a bit like top shelf models, there is never much disappointment when Americans go out with them. In fact, many Americans have been reported as having been smitten by elven princesses that clearly came from Rivendell, which must actually be in Estonia, because there are so many of them. Beyond appreciating blonde and gorgeous Estonians, many Americans also like the notion that Estonian women, like some other countries in Europe, seem to be very focused on who the person is they are dating. It does not mean that they are looking for someone famous or wealthy. Instead it is more like they want to know who their companion is as a person. When juxtaposed with American women, who often start flirting or socializing by asking what an American man does for a living, it makes for a pleasant change. There is simply not as much interest in knowing how much money or earning potential that person has as a primary criteria.